Sunday, May, 30, 2010
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O Lord my Savior and my Master, I, Thine unprofitable servant, with fear and trembling give thanks unto Thy loving goodness for all Thy benefits which Thou hast poured so abundantly upon me, Thy servant. I fall down in adoration before Thee and offer Thee, O god, my praises; with fervor I cry to Thee: O God, deliver me henceforth from all adversities and mercifully fulfill in me such of my desires as may be expedient for me. Hear me, I entreat Thee, and have mercy, for Thou art the Hope of all the ends of the earth, and unto Thee, with the Father, and the Holy Spirit, be ascribed glory, now and ever, and unto ages of ages. Amen.
I praise Thee, O God of our Fathers, I hymn Thee, I bless Thee, I give thanks unto thee for Thy great and tender mercy. To Thee I flee, O merciful and mighty God. Shine into my heart with the True Sun of Thy righteousness. Enlighten my mind and keep all my senses, that henceforth I may walk uprightly and keep Thy commandments, and may finally attain unto eternal life, even to Thee, Who art the source of life, and be admitted to the glorious fruition of Thy inaccessible Light. For Thou art my God, and unto Thee, O Father, Son and Holy Spirit, be ascribed glory, now and ever and unto ages of ages. Amen.
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Saturday, May, 29, 2010
Posted at: 3:04 pm
Here’s some stuff I came across this week…
1. Preachers who are not Believers 2. When having an “only child” is not a choice 3. Mutual submission and Ephesians 5:22 4. The problem of narrating a fall 5. Is free-will anti-science? 6. Lost, Tolkien, and the creation of mythology 7. Lost: the death of American individualism 8. More thoughts on Lost 9. Cultural re-entry 10. How millennial are you? (I scored an 84) 11. Sit-Com idea #678: three men, who each believe they’re Jesus, share an apartment 12. A review of “After You Believe”13. Summer reading list 14. Mark Twain’s autobiography to be published in November 15. One drawing for every page of Moby Dick 16. Should the 17th Amendment be repealed? 17. Bill Nye explains “Top Kill”
18. Google Pac-Man costs $120mm in lost productivity
Have a great Memorial Day weekend.
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Thursday, May, 27, 2010
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There is a garden in her face
Where roses and white lilies blow;
A heavenly paradise is that place,
Wherein all pleasant fruits do flow:
There cherries grow which none may buy
Till ‘Cherry-ripe’ themselves do cry.
Those cherries fairly do enclose
Of orient pearl a double row,
Which when her lovely laughter shows,
They look like rose-buds fill’d with snow;
Yet them nor peer nor prince can buy
Till ‘Cherry-ripe’ themselves do cry.
Her eyes like angels watch them still;
Her brows like bended bows do stand,
Threat’ning with piercing frowns to kill
All that attempt with eye or hand
Those sacred cherries to come nigh,
Till ‘Cherry-ripe’ themselves do cry.
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Wednesday, May, 26, 2010
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Tuesday, May, 25, 2010
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By the time he was a month old the necessity of giving him a name became apparent. He had generally been known as “The Kid,” “Stumpy’s Boy,” “The Coyote” (an allusion to his vocal powers), and even by Kentuck’s endearing diminutive of “The damned little cuss.” But these were felt to be vague and unsatisfactory, and were at last dismissed under another influence. Gamblers and adventurers are generally superstitious, and Oakhurst one day declared that the baby had brought “the luck” to Roaring Camp. It was certain that of late they had been successful. “Luck” was the name agreed upon, with the prefix of Tommy for greater convenience. No allusion was made to the mother, and the father was unknown. “It’s better,” said the philosophical Oakhurst, “to take a fresh deal all round. Call him Luck, and start him fair.” A day was accordingly set apart for the christening. What was meant by this ceremony the reader may imagine who has already gathered some idea of the reckless irreverence of Roaring Camp. The master of ceremonies was one “Boston,” a noted wag, and the occasion seemed to promise the greatest facetiousness. This ingenious satirist had spent two days in preparing a burlesque of the Church service, with pointed local allusions. The choir was properly trained, and Sandy Tipton was to stand godfather. But after the procession had marched to the grove with music and banners, and the child had been deposited before a mock altar, Stumpy stepped before the expectant crowd. “It ain’t my style to spoil fun, boys,” said the little man, stoutly eyeing the faces around him,” but it strikes me that this thing ain’t exactly on the squar. It’s playing it pretty low down on this yer baby to ring in fun on him that he ain’t goin’ to understand. And ef there’s goin’ to be any godfathers round, I’d like to see who’s got any better rights than me.” A silence followed Stumpy’s speech. To the credit of all humorists be it said that the first man to acknowledge its justice was the satirist thus stopped of his fun. “But,” said Stumpy, quickly following up his advantage, “we’re here for a christening, and we’ll have it. I proclaim you Thomas Luck, according to the laws of the United States and the State of California, so help me God.” It was the first time that the name of the Deity had been otherwise uttered than profanely in the camp. The form of christening was perhaps even more ludicrous than the satirist had conceived; but strangely enough, nobody saw it and nobody laughed. “Tommy” was christened as seriously as he would have been under a Christian roof and cried and was comforted in as orthodox fashion.
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Sunday, May, 23, 2010
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O God, who on this day taught the hearts of your faithful people by sending to them the light of your Holy Spirit: Grant us by the same Spirit to have a right judgment in all things, and evermore to rejoice in his holy comfort; through Jesus Christ your Son our Lord, who lives and reigns with you, in the unity of the Holy Spirit, one God, for ever and ever. Amen.
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Saturday, May, 22, 2010
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Here’s some stuff I came across this week…
1. I cannot make anyone love Jesus 2. The gospel according to… 3. The artist’s dance 4. The gift of rejection 5. A review of “Introverts in the Church” 6. A review of “In Praise of Slowness” 7. Speed praying or why I am a Quaker 8. Biblical languages as spiritual discipline 9. Karl Barth and Korean theology 10. A sermon at the funeral of a Christian’s suicide 11. Random thoughts on the emergent church 12. John Acuff’s post on CNN.com 13. A pastoral response to Glenn Beck 14. How to be a more energetic leader 15. Why are there so few female Christian pop artists 16. Some thoughts on Dissociative Identity Disorder 17. High school duo makes animatronic dragon in parent’s garageHave a great weekend!
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Thursday, May, 20, 2010
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Who has seen the wind?
Neither I nor you;
But when the leaves hang trembling
The wind is passing through.
Who has seen the wind?
Neither you nor I;
But when the trees bow down their heads
The wind is passing by.
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Wednesday, May, 19, 2010
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Tuesday, May, 18, 2010
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There was commotion in Roaring Camp. It could not have been a fight, for in 1850 that was not novel enough to have called together the entire settlement. The ditches and claims were not only deserted, but “Tuttle’s grocery” had contributed its gamblers, who, it will be remembered, calmly continued their game the day that French Pete and Kanaka Joe shot each other to death over the bar in the front room. The whole camp was collected before a rude cabin on the outer edge of the clearing. Conversation was carried on in a low tone, but the name of a woman was frequently repeated. It was a name familiar enough in the camp,–”Cherokee Sal.”
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Sunday, May, 16, 2010
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God of light and God of night
Creator of seed and mountain
raindrop and fountain
We bring our offering of praise.
God of right and God of might
Lover of child and childless
rich and homeless
We bring our offering of praise
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Saturday, May, 15, 2010
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Here’s some stuff I came across this week…
1. Art as spiritual discipline 2. Twenty ways to become more creatively effective 3. “Sunday’s Coming” movie trailer (WARNING: This is satire) 4. The 25 most influential preachers of the last 25 years 5. How does God gift women? 6. The Prayer of Jael 7. Who benefits from forgiveness? 8. Top 10 pieces of marriage advice 9. What is your work style? 10. Kristin Chenoweth comments on Newseek’s “horrendously homophobic” review 11. “The Role of Governmental Motive in First Amendment Doctrine” by Elena Kagan 12. Pulp Fiction chronology and character mapHave a great weekend!
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Thursday, May, 13, 2010
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All day long I have been working,
Now I am tired.
I call: “Where are you?”
But there is only the oak tree rustling in the wind.
The house is very quiet,
The sun shines in on your books,
On your scissors and thimble just put down,
But you are not there.
Suddenly I am lonely:
Where are you?
I go about searching.
Then I see you,
Standing under a spire of pale blue larkspur,
With a basket of roses on your arm.
You are cool, like silver,
And you smile.
I think the Canterbury bells are playing little tunes.
You tell me that the peonies need spraying,
That the columbines have overrun all bounds,
That the pyrus japonica should be cut back and rounded.
You tell me these things.
But I look at you, heart of silver,
White heart-flame of polished silver,
Burning beneath the blue steeples of the larkspur,
And I long to kneel instantly at your feet,
While all about us peal the loud, sweet Te Deums of the Canterbury bells.
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Grant, we pray, Almighty God, that as we believe your only-begotten Son our Lord Jesus Christ to have ascended into heaven, so we may also in heart and mind there ascend, and with him continually dwell; who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, for ever and ever. Amen.
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Wednesday, May, 12, 2010
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Tuesday, May, 11, 2010
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IN GILT letters on the ground glass of the door of room No. 962 were the words: “Robbins & Hartley, Brokers.” The clerks had gone. It was past five, and with the solid tramp of a drove of prize Percherons, scrub- women were invading the cloud-capped twenty-story office building. A puff of red-hot air flavoured with lemon peelings, soft-coal smoke and train oil came in through the half-open windows.
Robbins, fifty, something of an overweight beau, and addicted to first nights and hotel palm-rooms, pretended to be envious of his partner’s commuter’s joys.
“Going to be something doing in the humidity line to-night,” he said. “You out-of-town chaps will be the people, with your katydids and moonlight and long drinks and things out on the front porch.”
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Sunday, May, 9, 2010
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O Heavenly King, the comfortor, the spirit of Truth, Who art present everywhere and fillest all things; Treasury of Blessings and Giver of Life; come and abide in us and cleanse us from every stain, and save our souls, O Gracious One.
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Saturday, May, 8, 2010
Posted at: 2:13 pm
Here’s some stuff I came across this week…
1. Mother’s Day or Motherhood Day? 2. Creative moms 3. Christian thoughts on birth control as the pill turns 50 4. Comparing financials of churches and charities 5. Churches for church leaders 6. The big idea of big idea preaching 7. Words can kill…teachers, watch what you say 8. Ingredients for creativity in preaching 9. Bill Murray reads poetry to construction workersHave a great weekend!
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Thursday, May, 6, 2010
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O my Luve’s like a red, red rose
That’s newly sprung in June:
O my Luve’s like the melodie
That’s sweetly play’d in tune!
As fair thou art, my bonnie lass,
So deep in love am I:
And I will love thee still, my dear,
Till a’ the seas gang dry:
Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt with the sun;
I will luve thee still my dear,
When the sands of life shall run.
And fare thee weel, my only Luve,
And fare thee weel a while!
And I will come again, my Luve,
Tho’ it were ten thousand mile.
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Wednesday, May, 5, 2010
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